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#VegasStrong: How Can I Help?

2 October 2017 at 20:20
Here we are again – another day in Land of the Free, another shooting. β€œThe deadliest mass shooting in Modern U.S. history” (or is it?) I’m trying my best not to just copy and paste expletives up and down this screen right now. F*ck. If thoughts and prayers are all you can really give, then …

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New Beginnings (Again): The Lonely Tribalist 2.0

28 August 2017 at 11:00
2017 has been a year of... I'm not entirely sure how to neatly categorize it. In short, it has been one of many changes - in the world and in my life in particular. There's so much to catch you up on.Β 

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BREAKING NEWS: Day Drinking Totally Acceptable Now

3 February 2017 at 12:30
"It's against the Geneva convention," stated one expert. "No human being should be forced to endure this shit sober."

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Hall of OKStupid #5: Cocky Pick Up Lines

7 December 2016 at 12:56
Ladies and gentleman, gather ’round – the ultimate pick up line has been revealed. After years of sifting through online dating material, my research has come across the surefire way to get a woman to respond to your OKCupid message. You ready for it? Brace yourself. Talk about your dick. Copy. Paste. Repeat. [Aside: I …

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On Failing Again. And Again. And Again.

2 December 2016 at 12:06
I sit hunched over the glaring glow of my laptop in this piled high laundry wasteland that is my bedroom and I sigh. My roommates are outside in the living room "oo-ing" and "aw-ing" over the latest episode of BBC's Planet Earth II. A creature just narrowly and dramatically escaped the clutches of death from the sounds of it. I can't decide if I yet regret mixing a mug of ice cream with a glass of wine.

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The 5 Stages of Working an Overnight Shift

14 September 2016 at 14:30
Stage 1: Denial (AKA outright lying to yourself because you’re a dumbass) The overnight shift is going to be fine. I’m just going to go to bed late the night before, wake up late, down a Red Bull, and the knock it out. Whatever we’re doing probably isn’t going to take the full 8 hours …

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I Woke Up to a Mildly Disturbing Craigslist Ad this Morning

7 September 2016 at 16:37
There are very few circumstances in which I’d expect my phone to blow up with text notifications while I’m sleeping: a family emergency or someone randomly professing their undying love for me. And that’s basically it. What I didn’t expect was the following:

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Monday Motivation: Breathe, You’re Going to Be All Right [Back to School Edition]

5 September 2016 at 16:48
Education is awesome, but our schools often suck. How can we cope?

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Fridays are for Fraternizing

2 September 2016 at 23:15
So we’ve already covered that Mondays will be for motivating our butts through the week, Wednesdays will be for whatever the hell we seem to feel like posting, but what will Fridays be all about? As we prepare for the weekend – full of crazy benders, hermit crab impressions, or anything in between – let’s …

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Wednesdays are for Whatever

31 August 2016 at 14:35
Welcome to Wednesday, where every theme is made up and dignity doesn't matter!

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